Silver Tongue

Jun 26

nofacednerd:

aaaaaaarp:

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

nofacednerd:

sometimes I’m reminded that my friend Abby goes to starbucks to order a tall water with whipped cream on top and that shit haunts me

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK WHAT

yeah she’s certainly something lmao

@aaaaaaarp can probably confirm idk if she ever told you about the tall water with whipped cream tho

Every once in awhile she’ll post a picture of it on her Instagram story, but she probably shouldn’t be displaying her insanity like that to the world

^^

i just googled what that looked like and it looks horrible

zovsko:

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

zovsko:

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

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hannahhasafact:

A call out post for myself

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Anonymous asked: “dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

beetledrink:

hylianhighlands:

beetledrink:

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

Santa

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

aquilacalvitium:

grey-lysander:

nuttytheorizer:

musicaltheatrenerd525600:

princesslovesherdaddy:

fivesandsevens:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Never not reblog

Netflix make it happen

Netflix PLEASE

i am that pansexual

I love this fucking idea

OH MY GOD THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST

season finale is a crossover with miss officer and mr truffles

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Jake Paul: I’m the most insensitive person and exploited victims of suicide for views. nobody can beat me

ImJayStation: Hold my beer

rabidpeep:

grazztthedark:

prokopetz:

A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

I’m imagining a scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she’s hired to rescue herself from herself. 

Priest: “Sir Aldes of Mosley, the church has evidence to suggest that the Princess Miranda of Foxley has been kidnapped by Firefang the Ruthless. Will you rescue her on behalf of His Holiness?”

Sir Miranda Aldes, born in Foxley, honorarily knighted in Mosley as a Black Knight after winning a jousting tournament, who’s rebellious teenage nickname was Firefang: “So, about all that…”

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homieroticism:

tove jansson was such a good character designer. I can tell by looking at moominpappa that hes gonna fall asleep on the couch and snore loudly but also when he wakes up hes gonna announce his hate for the government. you can just see how good moominmamma’s hugs are. the joxter looks like he has never done a day of work in his life and only wakes up from his nap to commit acts of silly. little my looks like shes gonna be hanging from my ceiling at three am foaming at the mouth with a knife between her teeth. fantastic!

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