Silver Tongue

Oct 19

its my birthday so im streaming this game my boyfriend got me! come and check it out at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

its my birthday so im streaming this game my boyfriend got me! come and check it out at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

aviculor:

rudetudedude:

mayasexual:

goshdaggett:

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

Chad saw his chance and took it

Virgin Doctor vs. Chad Dockter

Doctor Dockter, give me the news

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crimson-chains:
“ WHITE STARTS HIS REVENGE!!!
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
Bean murder!
”

crimson-chains:

WHITE STARTS HIS REVENGE!!!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Bean murder!

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kayistiredt:

im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

:

“Babe smell that? There’s nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It’s tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one…”

I’m losing my goddamn mind

I’m babe

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mutatedfish:

A comment asking "Ok but what would happen if a person drank the brine?" The aquarium account replied with "Please don't do this"ALT

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fatgothgf:
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“ wizardtwins:
“ when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice...

fatgothgf:

themasterofbees:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

sprachtraeume:

zeveisenberg:

lipstickandapplejuice:

wizardtwins:

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

continuing:

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Can I play, too?

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I’m howling

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

This belongs here:

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everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

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pinkhairandpronouns asked:

Happy birthday silver 🎉

woohooooooooooooooo

Anonymous asked:

Happy Birthday!! ^^

thanks! im doin a lot of stuff i wanted today

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