Silver Tongue

Jun 23

cyberbeastswordwolfe:

oops my finger slipped

(Source: masterofwolfe, via )

liquidstar:

fictional dads are dead the second their child says “come home early today :)” like you just know theyre not coming home ever

Fictional mom’s are dead the second they put their hair is a loose ponytail

chefpyro:

out of context from the crash bandicoot wikia

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

space-ace-in-the-space-race:

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

(via robustquestioner)

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fluffy-robots:

LET. HER. DRIVE.

(via chefpyro)

shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!

rootbeergoddess:

sailor-rinn:

spacehunter-m:

as you wish

Much better

shaggys gun has one less bullet

(via dies-first)

opalhonors:

showerthoughtsofficial:

A shark mistaking a human for a seal is like a human mistaking an oatmeal raisin cookie for chocolate chip.

With about the same reaction on the shark’s part.

(Source: reddit.com, via rosexknight)

sleepyspoonie:

So, a while ago there was a post going around about standards of beauty on Alternia based on the depiction of horns in trollian media. I can’t find it now, though I know Tavros was a central piece to it, so if someone wants to link me, feel free!

Anyway, I’m here with more headcanons, and to expand on the idea. Now with 20% more judgmental hover text!

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