Silver Tongue

Dec 04

im not like other girls

silver-tongues-blog:

I scream

i have fingerless gloves

I bite

I pretend to be dead when scared

i’m immune to rabies

I keep the tick population in check

I sleep hanging upsidedown by my tail

im the only north american marsupial

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you ever think about how comfort and hygiene are gendered in this capitalist hellscape?

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silver-tongues-blog:
“I made a cute version of socks!
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silver-tongues-blog:

I made a cute version of socks!

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turing-tested:

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pennie-dreadful:

fluffmugger:

godlessondheimite:

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#so did they miss the part where gatsby ends up floating dead in a pool and all the miserable deaths in wuthering heights#or did they miss that because there weren’t any chapters titled In Which The Sinners Are Punished For Their Errors#like. even if you require explicit moral instruction from literature it’s pretty hard to miss the comeuppance in those.

“What I assume my teachers were trying to teach me”

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i imagine these people would say romeo and juliet is trying to teach people that running off with someone you just met is okay and ignore all the corpses that resulted because of it.

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roboticbiotic:
“GALACTIC NEWS: Mysterious metal monolith found on Eden Prime
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roboticbiotic:

GALACTIC NEWS: Mysterious metal monolith found on Eden Prime

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