banana guards: **en route**
finn: **the human**
Tadano said Trans Rights!!💕
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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
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shipping real people isn’t just gross and super disrespectful it also ruins friendships and tbh all of u who actively ship real people and treat them like fictional characters. are. freaks!
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all those songs talking about how wild the summer of 69 was were right
Other events of that same summer:
- Stonewall
- Brian Jones of The Rolling Stones drowned
- The Zodiac Killer
- Honduras and El Salvador go to war over a Soccer game (among other things)
- Soviet Union and China almost went to war
1969 was a hell of a year.
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They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory
Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea
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Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard
They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.
Amazing 😆
“Hell’s greatest achievement. The M25”
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Anonymous asked: Tag your fucking gross trans headcanon like "trans"
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@albatross-the-pen-chewer submitted:
Hello! I just read Leviathan and I’m LOVING IT SO FAR!
So at one point I started imagining Leviathan’s screeches as this kid and… it wouldn’t leave my head… so I slapped this together as an offering.
I also have another, more detailed thing but tumblr isn’t letting me submit it so hold on I guess
GOD IM LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE
Ok so in a spur-of-the-moment decision I have made a side blog to put all of my fan content, so here’s the “more detailed thing” I mentioned earlier.
It’s basically the exact same joke as the first image, but I put enough time into this that I didn’t want to see it go to waste.
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