Silver Tongue

Oct 13

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more modern day Avatar AU…. Aang’s camera roll!

glitchinthesystemstuff:
wayaadisi1:
photofeesh:
Yaaaaas 😍
“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”
*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*
i almost scrolled past this like a fool

i tend to make my elves french but i do give tabaxi 1920s radio announcer voices

(via adurot)

adurot:

Boss: Hey, I’ve got this promotional Chessex glass they gave us. Find a way to give it out.
Me: For every set of dice people buy, they get to roll a pair of d20’s. If they roll 20 20 they win the glass.
Boss: That is stupid. We’re doing it.

Boss: Hey, we need to get rid of this old Captain America shield. Get it out of my store.
Me: For every $20.20 someone spends in the store, they get a raffle ticket. I’ll draw a winner in two weeks.
Boss: I hate you. That is amazing.

aescapisms:

(via ryukodragon)

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invaderperidot:

i wish i were a successful twitch streamer so i could say things like “gay rights is poggers” and have my chat explode

(via demilypyro)

kaleighbytheway:

fantaboy91:
soravagemecrazy:
30-minute-memes:
I will have what she is having
She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!
Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. That’s why so many bullies end up becoming cops
You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.

(via stemmmm)

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