Silver Tongue

Oct 11

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

(via turing-tested)

lord-tachanka-official:

coreytasticc:

doubleca5t:

eightyonekilograms:

I spent several minutes trying to come up with a witty caption for this, but nothing I can say is funnier than this headline.

hacking into the cock lock mainframe to take away these fetishists’ penis privileges

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(via demilypyro)

ursulaklegun:

stupidstupidratcreatures:

why are people calling music edits of anime characters fancams. theres a word for that

Cowards can’t call it an AMV

(via rosexknight)

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Unrealistic. The employee wouldnt pass up a chance to kill a customer

(via rosexknight)

sexycraisinthanos:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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(via rockboci)

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modgepodgethrowaway:

writeouswriter:

When you’re writing and can’t decide on a character’s appearance:

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When you’re reading and they haven’t described the characters

(via rockboci)

heedra:

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh

(via demilypyro)

taichiishikarivevo:

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(via rockboci)

powerrangerspapers:

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(via rockboci)