Silver Tongue

Jun 15

I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!

Sorry for being almost late, how could I have almost forgotten?!
Today is an international holiday.
It is the day Gravity Falls officially began and entered our lives.
Happy 7th anniversary Gravity Falls.
Man I can’t believe it’s already 7 years old…. :*)

(via liquidstar)

paleimitatorz:

del: yo if i pick that slice up for you it’ll look like you’re levitating it with your mind
russel: i love you man

(via newbarrk)

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classpectanon:

djkhalid voice ANOTHA ONE

nerdgul:

mornington-the-crescent:
rook-the-bard-new:
kompanie-mutter:
der-wissenschaftler:
anxietylord:
Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon
someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying
spend less on wigs
No
Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?
My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.
Me: Wig.
I like how wig prices dispite inflation have managed to stay the same.

(via newbarrk)

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lordhellebore:

mistflarden:
“In Europe they–”
WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.
THANK YOU.

(via newbarrk)

Falman: Tell me, Barry, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Barry the Chopper: Well, I was upstairs, sitting in my room and reading a book when this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and me, uh, chopped him 37 times in the chest.
Falman: Barry, that kills people!

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