Silver Tongue

Dec 03

exeggcute:

I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour

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corsolanite:

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anchoress:

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teaboot:

gallifreyburning:

positive-memes:

I still look at this often

#it’s ok if you yell the whole time btw

Sometimes you just gotta grab ur ducks

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merhabi-blog:

mwagneto:

you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical

Wasn’t butt ass naked if he had a backpack on

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e-seal:

tilthat:

TIL a scientist named Doctor Claire Rind wanted to design a collision-avoidance system for cars, so she made locusts watch Star Wars while monitoring the reactions of their visual systems. A robot was programmed with the data obtained and was able to avoid collisions 91% of the time.

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- the king of Egypt

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cipheramnesia:

punkrorschach:

portentous-offerings:

thequantumqueer:

bassiter:

sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post

marty mcfly is trans

• very short
  
• social outcast
• wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit
• his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all
• he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?

#nobody calls him marty the bullies just call him mcfly

love the concept that a disgraced nuclear scientist just has spare testosterone that he’ll give to a 17 year old

that’d be pretty in character for Doc Brown

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jpbashkihr:

theguilteaparty:

When you finally find the energy to do stuff

Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

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