Silver Tongue

Jan 09

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phoenixavalon:

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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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@nightcrawler-fan

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

ok but that’s actually canon

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You forgot this one

*looks pointedly at ETD*

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

one of the most subtly delightful things about calvin and hobbes is that you can SEE that calvin is his parents’ kid: his dad is so playful and imaginative, and his mom has a heck of a temper and a good sense of what’s right and wrong. calvin is a smart, passionate, imaginative kid who gets really upset when he thinks things are stupid or unfair. he drives his parents crazy sometimes because he’s a kid. but they were probably a lot like calvin themselves, when they were little. 

My favorite goddamn comic

Also didn’t Calvin make a comment once that apparently his grandma said his mother was just as much of a troublemaker as he is

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curiouscornfieldcryptid:

curiouscornfieldcryptid:

it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard

wait I should clarify that this is about our über-cheap nativity set. our lord and savior did not, in fact, materialize in our front yard just to get tossed across it like a divine tumbleweed

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Soft on [their own] crime[s].

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patheticfemme:

Tch pathetic *parries your cumshot*

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xdertyh asked:

That ask about if S mewtwo would eat the crystals made this image pop into my head of S mewtwo chomping down on a crystal and going "this is uncomfortably crunchy"

xxtc-96xx:

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apparently having glitter inside him wasn’t enough

the-real-numbers:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

the-real-numbers:

Contrarianism fan vs average nuance enjoyer

pretty sure it’s a bit more complicated than that

No it isn’t

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thewustywab:

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

Idk why but Squidward randomly exploding gets me everytime

My personal favorite joke in this ep was Spongebob yelling “JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL” at Patrick

WEESNAW

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