In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.
And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.
i think dave strider is agender but doesn’t figure that out until he’s like…spent several years chilling. probably fucks around and uses neopronouns briefly. flips out after discovering that skirts actually look GREAT on them. eventually just does weird sb&hj stuff while dressed as a retrofuture milf. yknow. as one does
