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Dirk: Hey, where’d Dave go?
Roxy: he sid he was gonna go flirt wiht the kiosk worker, the one w/ buck teeth and glasses
Dirk: …
Dirk: Which one?
Roxy: oh he said it was !!…
Roxy: uhhh..
Roxy: hm.
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Dave: hey whats up hot stuff
Jade: stop calling me that >:(
John, at the exact same time: not much, nerd. :B
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Don’t forget
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yung-starbucks-deactivated20210:
The loop makes it seem like all the makeup suddenly comes back as part of some kind of curse.
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I’d join Team Magma from pokemon I mean the plan is stupid obviously but I dig the outfit and I love Camerupt
This is the thought process of 90% of magma grunts
to be fair, team magmas plan is more feasible than team aquas. Then again, team magma consists of scientists not pirates
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