This is hilarious but also Madeline Miller’s response was actually super interesting!
Cool she addressed that and added more info! The post is obviously a joke, I am sure Madeline didn’t actually aim for a cabbage green skin tone! As someone in the comments said, there can be different colours in the pressing depending on the olives! (But our Shrek Achilles AU is canceled now 😭)
this is leaving out the fact that it’s just the servers being shut down! he’s said himself that the application will still work if you simply connect it to a different server instead! one person on that post has even mentioned that they’re working on a server alternative! here’s a link to the thread for anyone that wants to read more
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time