Silver Tongue

Oct 02

lateafternoonsunlight:

you’re laughing. trump and melania literally have covid and you’re laughing. AND I’M LAUGHING TOO

(via rockboci)

“Laser Light Possum, go!”

yourplayersaidwhat:

- Possum familiar + The Dragon’s Breath spell + a fun unofficial subclass = a possum that shoots radiant lasers from its mouth. This is going to be a fun campaign.

themlet:
“bitchwillgraham:
“ sunfortune:
“twitters has been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement
” ”

themlet:

bitchwillgraham:

sunfortune:

twitters has been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement 

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bikozume:

*We’re in the grocery store and I look you up and down scornfully* Lol. What’s a fresh fruit doing in the frozen food aisle?

(via stemmmm)

superiorjello:
“ omghotmemes:
“Gotta make money somehow
”
The older this gets the funnier it is
”

superiorjello:

omghotmemes:

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

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mordhiobhail:
“spongebob jokez
”

mordhiobhail:

spongebob jokez

(via liquidstar)

probablybadrpgideas:

Don’t have common.

After everyone’s chosen what languages they speak, then you roll to see what language is this settings common

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definitlynotafiredemon:

mctreeleth:

everythingisstardust:

neilcicierga:

neilcicierga:

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

overbralls

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I’m horrified that she’s actually considering it

I mean, of course I would be considering it, having dumb sewing ideas is basically 90% of my personality.

…oh wait no I went one further than considering it I did do it…

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I ended up not going with the front fly closure, in part because the shortest opened ended metal zipper I could get was 40cm long and also TWELVE DOLLARS(!) but also because I got annoyed with trying to work out the equivalent of a waistband for the bust curve - this one has a button closure at the centre back but I think next time I would go to the effort of sewing a proper bra hook-and-eye closure because it is a bit hard to wrangle on and off.

(If you want one of your own, the pattern for mine was once McCalls M7937 before I re-did it to my personal preferences and to be a bikini top rather than an outerwear top, but view B is pretty much this except slightly longer and with straps that are, you know, not overalls.)

Jra for your joobies

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