Silver Tongue

Jan 08

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freakinasheet:

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This casual Melony card is the best thing I’ve ever seen, and here’s why:

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SNOMLETTE

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master-biomancer:

wetwareproblem:

autisticeducator:

autisticute:

My NT friend: doesn’t this silence bother u

Me, autistic: are u telling me u can’t hear this incredibly loud fridge

The lights have sound

Electronics have sound

Appliances have sound

If electricity runs through it, it has sound.

Rarely is there actual silence (and that does bother me due to lack of sensory input).

This is why the barn uses me when they think the horses are reacting to a noise they can’t hear. I’ll likely find it (it’s usually the heating or the electrical box in the indoor).

I also know when the electric fences are on.

For years I was convinced that I was either hallucinating or had hearing damage, because electronics always made this high-pitched whine that was closer to being felt than heard, and nobody else knew what I was talking about.

Then I met other autistic people.

Always always always! It was worse when there were those big TV monitors all around instead of flatscreens, but fridges and shit, always.

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headspace-hotel:
“HELP THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
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headspace-hotel:

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HELP THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER

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acacia-propaganda:

acacia-propaganda:

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This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

STOP REBLOGING THE TYPO VERSION I WOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS

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irate-badfem-harpy:

amberdamnn:

wifepup:

saundering:

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

fucking yikes lol

It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.

Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.

Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.

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jv:

tahthetrickster:

im suddenly reminded of preteens testing their new boundaries by swearing as much as they can as offensively as they can when they’re out of earshot of any authority figures so just as a primer to people new to the hellsite:

Actually, you leave Neal Gaiman alone. He is as feral as everyone else here, but wields some kind of primal power: he will rip you up.

And you leave Lynda Carter alone: she is too precious and will be defended by a Tumblr goblin mob: they will rip you up.

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itsapmseymour:

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This is the best expression ever on Totodile, and that is law

da-riya:

mclennonyaoi:

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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