Silver Tongue

Jun 11

infiniteedge:

tilthat:

TIL Hooters offered employees the chance to win a Toyota. When the winning waitress was given a “toy Yoda” action figure as a prank she sued and won enough to “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”

via reddit.com

Mmmmm scam the proletariat I must

(via newbarrk)

switch-up-snowfox:
“ pun-ishment888:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly...

switch-up-snowfox:

pun-ishment888:

caucasianscriptures:

Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible.

12? Wow you have high hopes try 9.

image

(Source: hydro-homies, via newbarrk)

chuckecheeses:

chuckecheeses:

chuckecheeses:

i changed my twitter name to chuckecheeses to try and keep some sort of consistency between social media but now im suspended from twitter for impersonating the restaurant

image

This is probably what did it and honestly, fair.

image

cinematic parallels

(via newbarrk)

emikadigital:
“ Wooloo hop
This pokemon looked super cute and fluffy that I simply had to animate it!
”

emikadigital:

Wooloo hop

This pokemon looked super cute and fluffy that I simply had to animate it!

(via newbarrk)

[video]

ezpups-art:
“ i love them so much..

ezpups-art:

i love them so much.. <3 featuring a mock up shiny & mareep variations!

(via chefpyro)

jellyfish-rights:

zerofarad:

afabbaeddel:

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

image
image
image
image

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

can you add this quote to the list? i feel it deserves a mention

When someone leaves your life, those exits… are… not made equal. Some are beautiful, and poetic, and satisfying. Others are… abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ~Griffin Mcelroy

(Source: cyberiamix, via newbarrk)

ankle-beez:

image

@snapscube how does this keep happening

battle royale peaked with minecraft hunger games. I dont know why people keep trying to make more

(via demon-space-boi)

calladraws101:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Control

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

“if you could blow big money on one thing what would it be”: the full size crash bandicoot costume from the trailers

image
image

i cant fucking say anything on this website

image
image

maybe so