Silver Tongue

May 26

pastacrylic:

kyssimmee:

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I want applejack to be in g5, not by magic or time travel but just because she’s too stubborn to die

WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN THE NOISE I MADE SEEING THIS

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May 25

totk spoilers

trainwreckgenerator:

hi i didnt look up what amiibo do in the new zelda before trying it. spent about 3 seconds thinking they put that dog through a meat grinder. artists rendition:

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protoformx:

rule0frose:

aidenwaites:

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

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This is mine. It’s on turning red

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this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me


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toplad:
“ THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME
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toplad:

THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

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celestialkiri:

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I rest my case here 😌

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commasameleon:
“Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to...

commasameleon:

Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.

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hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

it’s amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt’s best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it’s on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i’m trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

“Real isn’t how you are made, it’s a thing that happens to you. When someone loves you for a long, long time, REALLY loves you, then you become Real.” ~velveteen rabbit

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mechanical-hands:

shinybulbasaur:

shinybulbasaur:

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate “SADNESS” and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that’s when I remembered my friend’s license plate is “LOSSJPG”

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you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

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micro-usb:

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1percentcharge:

pony who is relentlessly mocked for being a blank flank well into adulthood so she invites her bullies to a dinner and as they feel themselves grow faint eating in the room adjacent to her gas stove they realize all too late that her cutie mark was carbon monoxide

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