kill the cop inside your brain by thinking about fentanyl
The police are brave enforcers of the law which God commands us to obey. If you have a cop inside your head that is a good thing. It means you have morals. Don’t let these Satanists destroy that with hellish substances.
This is idolatry. Only God should be inside your head. If you have a “cop” inside your head, that is a demon. Attend mass, heretic.
‘Why is trending so weird’ because of tag spam. Because people (and bots) are tagging like it’s Instagram.
This is spam. It’s against TOS and it throws trending completely out of whack, along with being wildly annoying.
Please, please, PLEASE report posts like this as spam, because otherwise it’s just gonna get fucking worse
‘Cottagecore’ is trending right now and the tag is literally 80% spam from real humans who don’t fucking know how tumblr tags work
Honestly while this is good information to know I think about 99% of tag spam is from bots
I might have overestimated how much of it was real people, but no, this specific kind of spam is at least significantly from humans (either that or bizarrely sophisticated AI I guess?) If you go to their blogs they have varied setups, a combination of original posts and reblogs, and usually content that is either obviously or verifiably original. A lot of them link back to very normal instagram accounts too
That and, aside from the recent cottagepocalypse, there has DEFINITELY been a general increase in weird, barely-relevant tagging activity across the site that is characteristic of instagram :/
Just remembered that most people consider Dark Souls games to be frustratingly difficult and not like, relaxing and at times enjoyably challenging
Idk man nothing gets the stress out of my joints like totally owning some punk boss
I think dark souls the difficulty of dark souls is slightly embellished because the “git gud” response doesnt really convey that most bosses do have a cheese method to beat resulting in people thinking its impossibly difficult. Theres only like…. maybe 3 bosses that you really do gotta git gud at
“hans was just planning to be a golddigger forever and didnt actually plan to betray anna until like 0.5 seconds before he did it” theory is so fucking funny to me and makes frozen 1000x more enjoyable and believable
he realized quickly his kiss wouldnt work so he decided to go all in on the betrayal part
The best thing about new zealand english is we get to pick and choose what we like from american english and british english.
The bad thing is that sometimes we choose wrong.
Like. Americans have fries and chips vs brits have chips and crisps. Both valid.
Here? We have chips and chips.
Youd think it’d be fine and that you can figure out which one a person is talking about from context but trust me a good percentage of the time you cannot. And often the person will try to differentiate them by clarifying they meant “Potato chips” only for them to realise a second later that both chips are made from potatoes
I shouldn’t make fun but that last part is DEEPLY hilarious to me
should have just gone with fries and crisps. Get rid of chips altogether
