gays ruined the word hole for eternity
i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity
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they really galaxy brained on this one
also yue and korra are probs related since they both came from northern water tribe royalty 👀🤯
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oh you’re neurodivergent? what non-human being did you pretend to be / believe yourself to be in order to cope with the disconnect you felt from your peers during your early childhood?
Dragon
Depends on the stage of my childhood. Angel, demon, Planeswalker, Werewolf, Vampire… They all had a place.
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when that one bitch won’t stop calling emergency meetings
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ah yes, the 12 genders
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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Not long enough.
What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?
And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.
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