Silver Tongue

Dec 02

adamtheredbeard:

gwynndolin:

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So they’re gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?

(via nofacednerd)

princesshamlet:

bill shakespeare in like 1606 writing The Famous Tragedie Or Whatever Of Scottish King MacBitch: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day

people living through the 2020 pandemic: 

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(via rockboci)

arunima:

scofflawsins:

scofflawsins:

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

#hereditary was a documentary

(via rockboci)

theeforvendetta:

alwaysbewoke:

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Come after AOC at your own risk 

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(Source: alwaysbewoke, via rockboci)

a-captions-blog:

the-princess-heather:

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🖤

[ID: An image with a thin black line outlining the border. In the lower left corner is a black fist with a white banner wrapping around it reading, “Black Lives Matter!” in all caps.

The rest of the image is all-caps black text reading:

I say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black when they said “All men are created equal.”

I say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black when they said “With liberty and justice for all.”

I say “Black Lives Matter” because they’re still struggling with the definition of “All.”

End ID]

(via turing-tested)

followthebluebell:
“thereallieutenantcommanderdata:
““ “A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning...

followthebluebell:

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

Alright, here are my guesses:

Duality of Man - Virgin vs Chad

Death Blithely Accepted - “I’m in danger”

Unwise Desire - Distracted Boyfriend

Not to be Spoken - loss.jpg

Explaining to the Uncaring - Explaining to My Mom

Rage to the Unrepentant - Yelling at Cat

Easy Choice, Unwise Decision - Two Buttons

Scholarly Ignorance - “Is this a pigeon?”

Rejection and Acceptance - Drake No/Yes

(Source: datasoong47, via adurot)

curseworm:

curseworm:

the funniest thing about people making impassioned pleas for their God Given Right to use x slur is its like… u can literally just say it lol like in real life you can just say a slur n usually th only consequence will be that you hurt someone who trusted you. go for it babes

yes! you too can be the lucky soul to turn a conversational partners blood to ice as they grapple their twin emotions of fear and betrayal, for the low low cost of them silently distancing themself from you!

(via rockboci)

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

The Star Wars sequels are just so depressing and that will make everything about its expanxed universe depressing too… You know that instead of writing fun space aventures some poor bastard will have to write about Leia and Han’s Divorce or how teen Kylo Ren murdered all Luke’s Jedi Order and the Republic fell (again)… That’s just a downer…

Writing in the prequel era: Jedi aventures, political intrigue, the clone wars

Writing in the original trilogy era: Forming the Rebellion, fighting against the Empire, smugglers and jedi survivors

Writing in the Sequel era: May Divorce Be With You

(via rockboci)

renniequeer:

mckitterick:

hubblegleeflower:

dmellieon:

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This is so good. Makes me feel like I’m really helping.

Which I need, because this kind of sucks.

If you’re staying home during #Quarantine2020 you’re helping make things better than they would be otherwise

For anyone else really feeling the effects of wide-scale gaslighting, feeling like you’re totally insane for still staying home while everyone else tries to go back to normal:

You’re not insane, you are doing the right thing. Please keep doing it. I love you.

(via ryukodragon)

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via aeritus)