Silver Tongue

Jan 07

helloneels17:

rythyme:

rythyme:

squebby:

Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023’s boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that’s beautiful

like sure it’s terrible that our government is such a goddamn circus, but the GOP dug themselves into this hole so we might as well point and laugh. here are some of the funnier updates from day 2 of this shit show:

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Day 3 Updates - no changes obviously but plenty more clownery

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loss no 12🫠

He did eventually get the votes but he traded away pretty much all the power speaker has, leaving it just an empty title

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campyvillain:

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spacesweepers:

rumman:

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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Jan 06

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

tumblr post by @thecryptkeeper reading "the way ive seen ppl talk abt their male faves now like 'he looks like a soaking wet kitten id rescue from a cardboard box in the pouring rain and im about to nurture him back to health with a warm saucer of milk' "ALT
Tweet posted by The Mountain Goats reading "feel like Twitter doesn't care about men who express themselves by sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room meowing #menwhomeow"ALT
Text reading "PERSONALITY: Pathetic wet dog of a man"ALT
youtube comment by 33kingofkings reading "I want more of this miserable man lol"ALT
tumblr post by @eleventh-earl reading "his swagless looks and his cringe fail personality have captivated me"ALT
Tumblr post by @jorgenotfound reading "he might be just some guy to you, to me he's my little skrinbly doo sckrunkly belyflop ongle dople ketchup packet babу kitten meow meow jump rope sparkle princess"ALT
4chan post by Anonymous reading "oh hes so sad and broken and ridden with guilt i want to fuck him"ALT

a collection

This is the man they speak of

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Originally posted by quietcoincidence

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themusesthrall:

gonsplode:

A two day suspension of maybe 7 accounts for doxxing got an actual Wikipedia page!? Wikipedia is controlled by the MSM journalists. Can’t trust that site anymore.  — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 17, 2022ALT
I gotta say Wikipedia using its fundraising box to effectively subtweet Musk Twitter is pretty funny. (And effective.) pic.twitter.com/OQq2aAc4Mo  — Neon Transgenderist Evan J. Lion (@OneWeirdAngel) December 17, 2022ALT

It’s never a bad time to donate to wikipedia, but some times are funnier than others. If you’re a fan of spending small amounts of money to spite musk’s Twitter choices, think about it.

https://donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LandingPage&country=US&uselang=en&utm_medium=portal&utm_source=portalFooter&utm_campaign=portalFooter

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wuxiaphoenix:

babyspacebatclone:

Neurotypicals: Think Autistic people are exceptionally literal.

Autistics: Describe their experiences using phrases like:

Neurotypicals: Assume the Autistics are using metaphorical language to exaggerate common experiences.

Oh wow, this is accurate.

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demilypyro:

i know being good at games is like, my thing

but don’t ever expect me to do a DDR stream

my legs are as bad as my hands are good

equivalent exchange

tindomielthings:
“edgeofdreaming
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tindomielthings:

edgeofdreaming

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ryukodragon:

hummingirls:

hummingirls:

the fact that the house speaker election hasn’t been this bad since the civil war and the guy is named fucking mccarthy and it’s jan 6 … this has to be a tv show cause how do you so perfectly reference three major events of extreme internal division in the US by pure coincidence

#and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car todayALT

ID: #and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car today

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