Silver Tongue

Jan 07

rythyme:
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squebby:
Kevin McCarthy losing ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023’s boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that’s beautiful
like sure it’s terrible that our government is such a goddamn circus, but the GOP dug themselves into this hole so we might as well point and laugh. here are some of the funnier updates from day 2 of this shit show:
Day 3 Updates - no changes obviously but plenty more clownery
loss no 12🫠

He did eventually get the votes but he traded away pretty much all the power speaker has, leaving it just an empty title

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campyvillain:

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spacesweepers:

rumman:
mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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Jan 06

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

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This is the man they speak of

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themusesthrall:

gonsplode:
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It’s never a bad time to donate to wikipedia, but some times are funnier than others. If you’re a fan of spending small amounts of money to spite musk’s Twitter choices, think about it.

https://donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LandingPage&country=US&uselang=en&utm_medium=portal&utm_source=portalFooter&utm_campaign=portalFooter

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wuxiaphoenix:

babyspacebatclone:
Neurotypicals: Think Autistic people are exceptionally literal.
Autistics: Describe their experiences using phrases like:
My brain feels like it’s filled with cotton laced with barbed wire, it’s not safe for me to make decisions right now.
I’m entering a Wait Mode until we leave.
Just looking at that rotten food makes my skin feel slimy.
Neurotypicals: Assume the Autistics are using metaphorical language to exaggerate common experiences.
Oh wow, this is accurate.

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demilypyro:

i know being good at games is like, my thing
but don’t ever expect me to do a DDR stream
my legs are as bad as my hands are good

equivalent exchange

tindomielthings:

edgeofdreaming

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ryukodragon:

hummingirls:
hummingirls:
the fact that the house speaker election hasn’t been this bad since the civil war and the guy is named fucking mccarthy and it’s jan 6 … this has to be a tv show cause how do you so perfectly reference three major events of extreme internal division in the US by pure coincidence
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ID: #and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car today