I almost forgot the first three Adult Link dungeons in Ocarina can be done in any order you like…
When you dodge saving your childhood friend and sworn brother cause you wanna be Blue and save Fish first
Fish waif saved first.
Suck it story order.
How to do the thing,
In order to do it first you will need a few things, iron boots and hookshot obviously, farores wind might help too.
Head to forest temple and take the fast route for the fairy bow (which bites cause you only need it for one sequence)
Once you have that, save warp out and if you progressed through everything you needed to do in the water temple before the stupid eyeball room, Farore wind back to that room and proceed,
Rest is pretty straight forward from there.
Shadow Link may be a bit more challenging since you don’t have the hammer to cheese it.
Z-Target his negative Nancy butt and manually side slash to catch him off guard.
given mando’a as a language has no genders, i’d bet mandalorians are kinda like ‘the fuck is a gender’ when they encounter people from other cultures 🤔
Fandom theorists: bro, the creators were so smart and put so much detail into even the smallest things and my god we haven’t even scratched the surface even though we’ve been going full time.
Creators: haha, lol, we’ve got deadlines, let’s just throw a bunch of stuff together and call it good.
OR
Creators: THEY’RE ONTO US! BRO, IT’S ONLY SEASON THREE AND THEY’VE FIGURED OUT THE NEXT FOUR SEASONS!
I have been thinking like this all weekend, and especially today.
I’m gonna keep analysing and theorising, though. This is fun as shit!
I can tell you with certainty
it’s both. And sometimes fans pick up on stuff we didn’t even think about, so meetings are “ahhh goddamn it I didn’t think they’d put those two things together” and “oh fuck me, I didn’t think of that!”
GOD some fucking… gigantic FedEx-looking muscled meatheads just marched up to the door of the nature center, where I am working alone, talking about how if anyone tried to make them wear a mask inside they could suck their dicks and how no one could stop them if they wanted to go in.
I jumped up and blocked the doorway, putting on my most friendly-but-authoritative voice and holding the spare masks in front of me like a weapon, and said “IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME INSIDE YOU MUST WEAR A MASK BUT YOU ARE FREE TO ENJOY OUR OUTDOOR OFFERINGS WITHOUT ONE.”
And they fucking turned around and left without a word of protest. One of them thanked me awkwardly. I’m slightly jittery from the rush of unused adrenaline but I can’t believe that despite all their posturing and aggression, they were defeated by customer service voice.
It’s the combination of cheerful voice and dead eyes that usually scares off the big burly types 😂
My eyes were anything but dead… I think I had Barbie-like animation. They’re probably just not used to being aggressively-but-politely told “no” and didn’t realize I’d overheard their macho posturing.
Can confirm full-on Barbie Customer Service Face and Voice can murder a god if you have enough Hidden Spite and Hatred behind it.
I have scared grown men with my sugary-sweetest voice and smile–usually by threatening them with very graphic violence but even “I’m sorry, but that’s against company policy and I’m afraid I can’t do that,” can sound like “I will crack open your ribcage like a walnut and feast on your still-beating heart, motherfucker” if you feel it in your soul. It’s the Charlize Theron murder-walk tutorial but for customer service.
It’s less retail customer service than it is like… Flight Attendant? It’s not Teacher Voice because it carries an implicit threat of murder. Flight attendants pretend to be there for your comfort and convenience but are actually there to cut your throat if you fuck around, while smiling brightly. God… flight attendants are scary. I want to take lessons.
You’re right… women take one look at me trying to assert Aggressively Cheerful Dominance and go “I am better at this than you” and push past me and then it’s like. Well. I guess I’ll just cry about this when I get home and schedule another nasal swab.
The ONLY thing I’ve found so far that discourages anti-masker moms is chemical warfare. If they smell traces of Lysol or some inorganic cleaning product they will make a hasty and resentful retreat before their toddler contracts autism from my deodorant.
Can of Lysol in a holster carried on your person?
Sign on the door saying “unattended Karens will be vaccinated”?
…god I never thought I’d see the day I actually wanted to weaponize that bullshit. *drags hands down face*
I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not spray with my hand; he who sprays with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I spray with my mind.
I do not clean with my Lysol; he who cleans with his Lysol has forgotten the face of his father.
hey remember when sixpenceee admitted that her family had a child slave and justified it bc “she was happy and better opportunities and also we’re not in the developed world so it’s okay” bc like, hooo fucking boy
i remember reading the callout which was like absolutely wild bc crimes ranged from “stealing and reposting shit from reddit” to “child slavery” to “running a scam where she claimed to help people w/ mental illnesses by taking exorbitant amounts of money and then writing up a profile of what they should do” and like. wtf man that was some extremely whack shit
things i remember, vaguely, about different tumblr callouts from good ol….201(?)….whatever:
all of the above about sixpenceee
graveyard robbery witch who justified stealing bones from slave cemeteries
memeu “dog post / vague post / i’m going to kill myself if you don’t send me nudes (DM) / dog post” facturing
human pet guy
tumblr user who bought the skeleton of a child from the 18th century who definitely was trafficked but defended the Purchase™ and proceeded to take lewd photos with the remains
the whole thing w/ the alleged author of my immortal who said that she was a native american foster child who had been abused but then it turned out that she was white, upper middle class, and was lying about everything to sell a book and also DID NOT WRITE MY IMMORTAL
the sheer amount of callout posts about kin drama
like……………this website is……….a place
I feel like you should add “the hamilton aids au faking having having aids to justify the fic” to the list
