really though, if i was being attacked by a ghost i wouldnt even be scared. like whats it going to do? ghosts cant touch things. the worst thing it could do is stick its head in my stomach and then criticize me for how much macaroni is in there. as if my parents havent been doing that for 10 goddamn years
also they can’t kill me because i mean how fucking awkward would htat be? I become a ghost and now i can kick their ghost ass fuckign piece of shit
image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things
like my post you cowards, imagine it!
a judge: the court will now take a recess
all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]
okay i realize it’s funny to imagine a bunch of lawyers scrambling for the monkey bars
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.
In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
