the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon
one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule
He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head
to be fair, did you really expect Dio “I REJECT MY HUMANITY” Brando to NOT be dramatic and extra AF?
Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net
Goblins have dozens of genders, but they are all Goblin.
Shit posts are fun and all But fun fact, canonically Kobold’s can deliberately change their gender. It takes a few months time, but it’s an ability they have. Because of this there is no real gender discrimination/gender roles, though culturally I wonder how they’d handle non binary genders…
That’s what the post was referencing in the first place lol. Tho personally I’d phrase it as them being able to change their reproductive organs according to the tribe’s needs, and that there isn’t really a concept of gender at all in kobold society. There are just kobolds who happen to be able to make eggs at the time and kobolds who can help make the eggs, and you wouldn’t know which is which unless you asked them. I also headcanon that the kobold dialect of Draconic has no gendered personal pronouns.
kobolds are confused at the backwards concept of gender that humans put so much emphasis on
