Silver Tongue

Sep 08

the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.

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signechan:

jabberwockypie:
rox-and-prose:
chatdomestique:
rox-and-prose:
One of my least favorite mental illness things is “hungry but dont feel like eating” and its companions “hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal,” “hungry but can’t make anything,” and “hungry, want to eat, but why bother”
Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”
“Hungry but I’ll get to it later”
“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"
Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don’t have it in the house

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weaver-z:

broomsticksareoverrated:
murphels:
discreetwithabellyring:
I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡
#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown
Are you a common fool or an official fool?
In the modern age “official fools” are also known as “twitter verifieds”

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cowboy:

crazy frog was right… whats going on</3

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turing-tested:

eric trump is on twitter insisting that google in censoring search results because when you search mob you find pictures of mob psycho 100 instead of angry crowds

lemondorp:

trashboat:
op change your url challenge
I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

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