Silver Tongue

May 28

kongu2525:
tilthat:
TIL Conan OBrien and friends dressed like construction workers and started tearing up a street. Conan then called city police to report his crime, and then called state police saying college students dressed as policemen were harassing construction workers. Both forces arrived to arrest each other.
via ift.tt
Great use of tax payer money and the officers time
This comment but unironically

what part of that comment seemed ironic?

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cmder:

powerfrog:
cmder:
powerfrog:
me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia
julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards
oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

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meatswitch:

paper-mario-wiki:
im playing modded minecraft and i made a little market stand to trade goods with to get animals and stuff, and it spawned a dude to stand there and
im afraid for my survival

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via taffybuns)

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quietlyrebelling:

impossiblerebelblaze:
septic-everlasting:
27-umbrellas:
Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

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banishedquasiroyal:

is this my legacy. is this what i’ll be remembered for when i’m gone

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(Source: cybercrimer, via nofacednerd)