(Source: jeyawue, via newbarrk)
how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard
why did they have to specify sfw
ITS A REFERENCE
Op this is genius send me a sfw sasuke so i can do the same
BRO NOT TO BE MEAN BUT HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MISS HIM. SCROLL UP.
(Source: logarto, via newbarrk)
This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.
She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.
Put that last line on my headstone
(Source: fromgreecetoanarchy, via stemmmm)
As a vampire’s blood potency increases, this is represented in universe by them getting a progressively sillier voice.
Update:
Oops I Referenced MBMBaM Again (part whatever of an ongoing series)
when theres internet drama but you can’t find a summary of everything thats going on so u have to piece it together from memes and tweets
(via robustquestioner)
me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]
me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]
(Source: foulserpent, via robustquestioner)
(via bloodsbane)
The only example of a good kismesis relationship is glados and chell
people fucking died because of this. people KEEP dying because of this.
“Eat the rich!” they say with their $1300 iphones, smart cars, and Starbucks coffee in hand.
(via mbulteau)
Your cleric’s focus is this fidget spinner
The Millennium Spinner
