Silver Tongue

Sep 04

thatneoncrisis:

god i love cartoons that are like. apologetically mean spirited. i live for shit like iz and dan vs like what the fuck is WRONG with you all get help soon <3

watching Jurassic Park

bygodstillam:

rannulfr:

bygodstillam:

Me: Why in the world is the T-Rex even bothering after she ate the lawyer? She had him AND a goat, she can’t still be hungry.

Birdie: She’s BORED, obviously. She’s clearly lacking enrichment.

Me: Ah, yeah, that’d do it.

-later, when the T-Rex is chasing the jeep-

Me: Goddamn, this girl is SO FUCKING ENRICHED. She’s never been more enriched in her LIFE.

Birdie: She is having SO much fun.

I love the idea of treating these dinosaurs like pet birds because in a roundabout way it implies that you could get a T-Rex to enthusiastically embrace the concept of wearing hats.

…FUCK YES

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drsloppysawbonesmd:

tell-the-stars-hello:

catchymemes:

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

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warandpeas:

Fucking Cars

just like the song

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catasters:

alive physically but dead inside. Finally an objective answer to schrodingers theory

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the-mighty-birdy:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

dankxsinatra:

clungedestroyer:

Op is deactivated

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