Fabulous Fruit Strawberry
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anyone wanna confess their undying love for me before 2020 drops another bomb on us?
don’t wanna go to superhell
understandable. have a nice day
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not to be a wet blanket or anything but like. when your ironic humor gets to the point where its indistinguishable from the real views of actual shitty people and you accidentally platform those actual shitty people bc you think theyre being ironic.. maybe its not good humor! maybe its time to dial it back a little bit!
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*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
I don’t know what the average number of birds in a pharmacy is normal for the US, but I think there’s a window that needs to be closed.
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Anonymous asked: what's the difference between libido and attraction
libido: body says NOW
attraction: body says THIS ONE
Oh my god I’m over here thinking its this big hard to explain thing but here you are explaining it perfectly in nine words wtf
