Give your human frends the gift of being a goblin by performing the ritual in the deepest part of the forest. Turn them green, feral & messy, with a good starting hoard of shinies, they’ll thank you later.
You will need:
Swamp water
Moss
Thirteen frogs
An extra shiny shiny
Screems
Bathe the shiny is swamp water, rub with moss, let the frogs do their thing, screem on it and hide shiny in frend pocket.