Silver Tongue

May 20

szkis:

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everyone is this orange or yellow

its cheese. end of story

(Source: px4, via newbarrk)

porko-rosso asked: coco bandicoot isn't all that :/

chefpyro:

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who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?

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fixed it

chefpyro replied to your post: Something I just realized
+ however long he spent working as a carpenter, getting married, leading a resistance, etc

yeah that all happened during the ten year period between landing in faeruun and beating the hunger. Though through taakos backstory, we know that taakos cooking show was ended 4 or 5 years prior to events of taz and we know from stolen century that it was shortly after a year that lucrecia voided everything and put them in their new homes. So that means that the whole carpenters apprentice, revolution, falling in love and getting married and the destruction of ravens roost happened in a 3-4 year period since taako did go to ravens roost at least once during his cooking show.

starteas:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

starteas:

tomatomagica:

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (。•́ ‸ •̀。)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

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Something I just realized

Magnus was 32 as of the suffering games. That means he was 22, physically, when they entered the suffering game. Think about it, this kid whose barely old enough to drink successfully joined an inter-dimensional exploration crew as the chief security officer, able to fend off an all consuming force of destruction for 100 years while still being 22

grumpquoteoftheday:

Place your bets now folks! Will Arin eat face paint this episode?!

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absolutely. anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn idiot

wallaceandlemay:

deadpoolsbottombitch:

zelys:

lgbt-i-guess:

critical-elise:

pinktelevision:

raptors-n-foxes:

This is Peter Parker 

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As you can see, there are no visible scars on his chest and he has an obvious bulge in his pants.


Yet, somehow, you people still believe he is canonically trans despite him having/not having the two things a FtM would/wouldn’t have?

What other bullshit claims do you idiots have that support this trans theory that somehow miraculously make the above images obsolete?

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Op’s mad trans people are having fun and he isn’t

-packer

-im sure there are ways to hide scars? esp considering he has SUPER HEALING?

op be like “i can get past a human getting superpowers by being bitten by a spider but trans men? unrealistic”

He’s been in literal explosions and had cars thrown on him and doesn’t scar, but yeah op’s right i’m sure a mastectomy would be just too much for those darn healing powers 🙄

okay what did I miss this time

people headcanon MCU spiderman as being trans. OP is claiming hes not because he doesnt have scars from top surgery. People remind OP that peters been through car crashes, explosions and collapsing buildings and his wounds healed without scarring thanks to super spider healing. also OP was being a dick and acting like in a world of aliens, super powers, universe altering artifacts and gods, that a trans person existing is too unrealistic

filibusterfrog:
“ANOTHER disease
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filibusterfrog:

ANOTHER disease

gmae theory

gearholder:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

breaking bad is western death note………

i wrote this as a shitpost but

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…when did you watch Death Note?

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