Silver Tongue

May 19

chefpyro:

Why is the weight of newborn babies always included in the announcement? What’s the point? You had a baby? Good for you! Giving the name, date of birth, maybe attaching a picture, that I can all understand, but why do I need to know how thicc your baby is? Wack.

gotta know the stats

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sir that’s my emotional support discord server full of friends that i love and cherish

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unhallowedarts:

0kkvlt:

do-you-have-a-flag:

shorteruser:

thecosmicetcetera:

oliv-oil1:

brunhiddensmusings:

ratsofftoya:

t-nwo:

ratsofftoya:

ratsofftoya:

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

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the OG of the vicious burn

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Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

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I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

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crunchwrapofnotredame:

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JJBA Theory: Jotaro Doesn’t Actually Know Anything About Poker

snakeassassins:

This is the most important post I have ever made in my life

Keep reading

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cejayce:
“ devilsmadvocate:
“ bobbymoynihan:
“ lleuwelyn:
“looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…
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im a little bit confused, are you analyzing...

cejayce:

devilsmadvocate:

bobbymoynihan:

lleuwelyn:

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.

While also suggesting that punching a wall is a rational thing to do to get someone’s attention

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nb-cs:

i have nothing against people headcannoning that characters are cishet but like, it doesn’t say anywhere they are? 🤔 the creators never said they’re cishet, they’ve never said they’re cishet, it’s just kind of unrealistic for them all to be cishet 😕 idk im not cisheterophobic i totally support it but i just wish people would stop trying to turn normal characters cishet when they aren’t 😔

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neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

poisoningink:

Honestly I’m not even sure if the official Neil Gaiman tumblr is real or if it’s just a really good fake account

Me neither.

Did we ever find out?

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