Silver Tongue

May 18

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tokai-teio:

lord-tachanka-official:

ProJared is literally a reincarnation of Huey Emmerich.

“It’s your fault I cheated on my wife, Snake! Tell Kaz and Ocelot to stop singing the oompa loompa song at me! You know I’m scared of that movie!”

(via chefpyro)

ask-louvely:
“ She flew into your heart and now she’s flying in the sky ~
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ask-louvely:

She flew into your heart and now she’s flying in the sky ~

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snommelp:

eroticcannibal:

grannyweatherwaxshat:

seelcudoom:

dad4god:

politijohn:

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Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

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Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

(via chefpyro)

chefpyro:

Do you ever suddenly become super aware of your own mortality? I have it when I walk across a bridge. “Someone could push me off this bridge right now and I would DIE.”

Everytime I derive above 50 mph and intrusive thoughts tell me to go into oncoming traffic

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

as a large chested person i don’t trust people who say things like ‘oh that’s a fake trans man they’re flaunting their chest’ because that sounds nearly exactly like every other shitty person in highschool who said I was ‘flaunting’ my chest when I identified as a girl. I wasn’t dressing to accentuate them, they were just existing, which people found an issue with even when they thought I was cis. they’re body parts, and being aware of someone else’s bits and pieces isn’t them flaunting anything.

if you’re willing to say that a trans man is flaunting his chest just by not binding god forbid what you say about actual women who are just existing as well

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femmeforeverafter:

dollsahoy:

nikadd:

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oh BABY this Fucks

Thor: Ragnarok director Waititi will step out from behind the camera for the film, joining Reynolds in the ensemble cast. “  https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/05/taika-waititi-ribs-ryan-reynolds-from-set-of-free-guy.html

I don’t even give a shit what it’s about. Ryan Reynolds? Taika Waititi? Steve Stranger Things? Sign me the FUCK up

(via newbarrk)

taako-waititi:

taako-waititi:

the venn diagram of people who have a crush on bdg and the people who had a crush on milo thatch from atlantis: the lost empire is basically a circle

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similar energy

Atlantis is one of the few films that would be great in live action and bdg should Play milo

(Source: ladyfl4me, via newbarrk)

May 17

snufkins rated by me (a moomin expert… not really but still)

ilovemoomins1992:

1969 Snufkin (from Mumin)

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6/10

Not really great, but not bad. He has no hair, wears a yellow shirt, and plays the guitar…. kinda off brand but eh he has the moxie to pull it off so i’m not upset. by far the deepest voiced snufkin. also he has a gun. i think. 90% sure this is the lad w the gun. 

1973 Snufkin (Mumindalen)

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4/10

Ok. giant puppet snufkin. I’m not sure i can fully deal with that. scared of him, yet he has my full respect. the only snufkin that is taller than 1 foot. 

90′s Snufkin

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100000000000000/10

finally… some good fucking food. I mean, is there anything better than 90′s snufkin? there isn’t. the snufkin we all know and love. absolute babe. what a guy.

that one 80′s duck snufkin (duckkin, if you will… or dufckin… i don’t know)

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-10000000000000000/10

what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

Another 80′s snufkin.

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7/10

a lad, dare i say. Doesn’t do much from what i’ve seen, but is quite jazzy. enjoyable.

some random snufkin (2008)

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-1000000/10

….. i dont really have any words. what happened? why? after having seen the animation for this, i can confirm he is almost worse than the duck. almost. 

2019 Snufkin

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11/10

just a fucking babey. i love him. look at him. so good. the voice of an angel. blinks and emotes plenty (which is a fucking lot compared to most of the lads on this list)

that was it. more snufkins in the future perhaps. 

(via newbarrk)