tf2 lore: sniper is actually from new zealand and not australia and the reason why is because australia is its own version of wakanda that has prospered due to a mineral called australium that gives people rippling muscles and mustaches and because neither of sniper’s parents have mustaches this means he’s from the lost underwater civilization of new zealand where people don’t have mustaches
tf2 lore: the red team is attacked every halloween by an evil wizard who hates soldier because he trashed his apartment when they were roommates and who has since replaced soldier as a roommate with tom jones who is later accidentally murdered by soldier because he mistook him for a home intruder
overwatch lore: the international task force known as overwatch was founded to defend people in the omnic crisis which was the rebellion of robots who didn’t want to toil in servitude to humans anymore which is a pointed “”“allegory””” for racism except there are multiple game modes where you’re supposed to kill hundreds of them for fun
tf2 lore: the evil wizard owes the yakuza $12,000 dollars
TF2 lore; blue spy is red scouts father after having a forbidden love with scouts mother. When scout is bleeding out, spy tells him this while disguised as tom jones to make his last moments happy
*collects all the infinity stones and turns our world into the Pokémon world and the avengers don’t turn it back because hey this isn’t so bad actually*
Yes this requires me to be able to physically fight off all the avengers in order to get the stones but I’m prepared
Op who are you sacrificing to the soul stone tho
I didn’t have anyone in mind but hey, unrelated, do u wanna become best friends starting now
Not to get emotionally invested but what pokemon companions do the avenger have
thor has alolan raichu scott somehow snagged a mew
just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway
Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.
Okay so I looked up the article and apparently the problem here is that they can’t sell most of the stuff they get (and thus they send it to the dump) and I’m like… why not just give it to poor people for free then. I doubt a homeless person is gonna care if their extra layer has a button or is in style or not. Or turn them into scrap to sell at a fabric store, or something. There are so many other solutions… this isn’t a problem with Marie Kondo and the people making donations, there’s one with charities being capitalistic first and wanting to help second.
