Silver Tongue

Aug 17

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

madscientiststvstatic:

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

@d1ngb4t​

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basic-banshee:

cooliopumpkin:

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justluckyiguess:

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bazfloralsuit:

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sweet-chesus:

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basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

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This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

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sexhaver:

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saw this out of the corner of my eye and was struck with a deep and primal fear

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damianwaynerocks:

kitzatara:

libraryoftheancients:

magnetoeisenhardt:

marsapartment:

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

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I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

THE GIF

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admiralrainbow:

elevenbathroomsinks:

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these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

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memewhore:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“ an-alarming-number-of-bees:
“They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.
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Heroes
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Society couldn’t function without them.
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memewhore:

mens-rights-activia:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

Heroes

Society couldn’t function without them.

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yeehawcowbi:

janothar:

wombatking:

problematicgaysinspace:

batmanrogues:

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

Riddler is better than Joker because he actually supplies riddles like his name suggests. Joker doesn’t have jokes. Jokes are funny.

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gallusrostromegalus:
“ chaotic-archaeologist:
“ jomiddlemarch:
“ FINALLY, A PRESSURE POINT TO FIGHT USPS SABOTAGE:
LOTS of calls and emails to USPS Board of Governors.
Ready, set, go. We know how to do this. Be concerned, firm, polite.
Louis DeJoy,...

gallusrostromegalus:

chaotic-archaeologist:

jomiddlemarch:

FINALLY, A PRESSURE POINT TO FIGHT USPS SABOTAGE:

LOTS of calls and emails to USPS Board of Governors.

Ready, set, go. We know how to do this. Be concerned, firm, polite.

Louis DeJoy, the Postmaster General and Trump appointee who is now dismantling the USPS on behalf of Trump, “serves at the pleasure of” and reports to the 6-member USPS Board of Governors. These six men have the power & duty to #StopDeJoy & prevent Election Day chaos.

5 of the 6 are Trump appointees, but retired Harvard lawyer (CCJ, @NastyOldWomyn) contributing this info on Twitter is clear that a relentless barrage of calls, emails, and other callings-out will absolutely get their attention. She says:

· I’ve represented Boards as a lawyer, and I know “this kind of attention is not what they’ve signed up for. It’s disruptive to their day jobs, which is where they make their money.”

· “None of the members wants to suffer reputational damage from overseeing the meltdown of USPS during a pandemic. They do NOT want to be in the spotlight, so SHINE IT BRIGHT!”

· “Board members HATE being contacted, HATE having their phone mailboxes fill up with messages, HATE being inundated with emails and letters. And, oh, they would HATE being picketed at work, if someone decided to start a demonstration.”

· In contacting these 6 Board members, “I plan to be polite but firm about my fury about the recent deterioration of USPS’s service, giving personal & family examples regarding medication & veterans services, & expressing my distrust of & dissatisfaction with the performance of PG DeJoy. In my experience, rudeness NEVER helps.

Call & email each of the 6 USPS Board of Governors.

Tell them who & what you are (a retiree? Veteran?), what you & family rely on the USPS for in this pandemic, how DeJoy’s changes are disrupting that & causing stress. Express worry about Vote-by-Mail.

Their emails: directoraccessmailbox@cigna.com; lee.moak@moakgroup.com; roman@rmiv.com; ron.bloom@brookfield.com; barger.jim@gmail.com; mduncan@inezdepositbank.com.

Tagging @fericita-s @broadwaybaggins @mercurygray @tortoisesshells @britishdetectives @amarguerite @incognito-princess @sassy-doctor-foster @the-spaztic-fantastic to get some traction

To make it a little easier, here’s an email message that you can send:

Dear Sirs,

I write to express my outrage at the actions being taken against the USPS at this critical moment in our country’s history. The Postal Service is an important utility for many people, and any efforts to make it anything other than its best are reprehensible. Please consider speaking with Donald Trump and the Postmaster General about reversing the sanctions that have been put on the USPS in recent months.

Yours truly,

Your Name

And here’s a phone script:

Dear Mr. [Last Name] I am calling to ask you, as a member of the USPS Board of Governors, take action against efforts to slow down the mail service. The USPS is a vital institution to our country and making it less effective will cause irreparable harm. Thank you.

Also here are the phone numbers since it could be hard to tell from the picture:

Robert M. Duncan (606) 298-3511

John M. Barger (626) 460-6321 and (213) 629-8356

Ron A. Bloom (212) 417-7000 and (212) 978-1707

Roman Martinez IV (212) 634-1190, (917) 892-4008, and (917)-270-4608

Donald L. Moak (202) 838-3800

William D. Zollars (913) 696-6100, (913) 232-8068, and (415) 394-9000

Things to Remember:

1. Change up the script a bit in emails and on the phone so you’re not written off as a Bot/paid astroturf.

2. Got an Etsy or Redbubble?  You’re a Concerned Small Business Owner worried about keeping up service to your clients and rising costs.
Mail anything to a friend in the last year? the Slowdown is affecting your ability to stay in touch with people during the Pandemic.
Reccive any kind of package? even if it was off amazon, odds are it was actually delivered by the USPS.  The slowdown is effecting your ability to reccive vital materials and home goods during the Pandemic.

3. Remember that making threats of violence or other Harm is a Felony. They’re jackasses, but we’re not going to stopp to thier level, nor give them the opportunity to use justified rage against us.

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