Silver Tongue

May 10

adurot:
I’m loving the complete lack of respect random people are shown to have for Mysterio in Symbiote Spider-Man.

May 09

xenodile:
headspace-hotel:
everythingstarstuff:
90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!???
We are.
This awakened repressed memories

(via robustquestioner)

maghrebiloverboy:

OP literally traded his entire family and Narnia for some turkish delights but go off I guess

(Source: lgbtunis, via bloodsbane)

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blackgirloneshots:

2004montecarlo-ss:
I know exactly what this is about and I hate it

(via robustquestioner)

lastvalyrian:

By the way, this is what he actually says in that scene:
日本語を話す

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via chefpyro)

tokidokifish:

foreignobjecticus:
minecraftisthecoolest:
hmmmm via /r/Minecraft by __Raptor__ http://bit.ly/2FP5ZFr
This is sick and wrong and you should feel ashamed.
something in minecraft: [is round]
me: [already fumbling for a gun]

(via taffybuns)

aluminumapples:

light-em-up-benzedrine:
vampireapologist:
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal

“have you heard of evanescence?”

My immortal

(via newbarrk)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gnome: Excuse me bartender ,could i have a vodka martini?
Bartender: I dont know what that is
Gnome: Okay, can i have a peach schnapps
Bartender: meh *hands over an orange in a glass*
gnome: wha-what the hell
gnome :alright i am going to get the juice from this orange
DM: roll a d20
gnome: *rolls a natural 20*
DM:errrm alright. you leap into the air off of your stool clearing 3 foot and you contort your body as you fall and you fall fist first into the glass.as your fist connects the orange explodes into liquid and pulp.
DM: Everyone in the bar gives you a round of applause for your display

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)