Silver Tongue

Aug 16

slothful-rabbit:
“I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious
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slothful-rabbit:

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

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m4ge:

m4ge:

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber

(via rockboci)

demilypyro:

valherhn:

demilypyro:

I lost a lot of muscle from the estrogen. The easy example is groceries: I can carry maybe a third of what I used to. But I’m finding that I’m… really quite okay with that.

The amount of muscle I have now is the amount of muscle I’ve built up without the support of testosterone. Thus it’s the appropriate amount of muscle for me to have, as a girl who doesnt really exercise outside of running and biking.

I’m perfectly fine staying a cute weak dainty girl. Woo me by opening jars for me.

As a pre HRT trans gal I find myself in a weird state of jealousy overshadowed by a huge amount of “hell yeah get it girl”. Tl;dr never thought I’d be jealous of someone being less able to open jars lol.

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any jar can be opened if you throw it hard enough

programmerhumour:
“Someone try this
”

programmerhumour:

Someone try this

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genquerdeer:

thatferrybroad:

hel1anthus-annuus:

ms-demeanor:

onemoretallymark:

bebe-benzenheimer:

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

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how i sleep when I’m pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

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How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

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Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney’s own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

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me sleeping with all the money i save by not sucking the mouses cock

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headspace-hotel:

Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful

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Also…these panels

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THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER STILL RHYMES!

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luigitornado:
“ carnival-phantasm:
“It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
” ”

luigitornado:

carnival-phantasm:

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

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