Silver Tongue

Nov 29

turtle-noise:

themanslayer:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

unclefather:

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these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

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(Source: unclefather, via newbarrk)

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ankle-beez:

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“Oh…” is a very appropriate reaction

(via aeritus)

(Source: mysharona1987, via chefpyro)

Nov 28

viostormcaller:

deathbidean:

you’re laughing. the 44th president of the US is following a destiel fan account on twitter and you’re laughing.

2020 everybody!!!!!!!!!

(via nofacednerd)

suninspades:

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Ironically this may not show up on tumblr’s tagging system, nevertheless I’m loving all the support for nonbinary Wakko

(via chefpyro)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thatsthat24)

brothesdad:

chefpyro:

*enters a maze in a videogame*

*finds the right path on the first try*

*goes back and checks all the wrong paths for secrets*

*gets lost after doing that*

(via aeritus)

miggylol:
“johanirae:
“ninja-o-s:
“enidtheghost:
“this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.
these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i...

miggylol:

johanirae:

ninja-o-s:

enidtheghost:

this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.

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these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.

y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.

What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

This feels like environmental story telling off a zombie video game

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A Twitter user actually did a statistical breakdown of this.

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via rockboci)