Silver Tongue

Dec 27

the-haiku-bot:

ruby-white-rabbit:

crtter:

waluigishairyballs:

crtter:

crtter:

Almost blocked an actual person who followed me because they had the same First Name + Last Name + Three Random Numbers username formula those recent pornbots abide by. I went as far as going on their blog to block them, then I realized bots don’t usually reblog Captain America fanfic.

Whenever you make an account on this website they should warn you that over here real people are named stuff like waluigishairyballs and if you see someone named marysmith123, that’s a robot.

Follow my onlyfans

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Do NOT have your first and last name on this site! It is NOT Instagram or TikTok. Don’t DOXX yourself by posting full names, schools, cities, work locations …

We’re back to giving stranger danger internet tips. BE SMART AND LIE

We’re back to giving

stranger danger internet

tips. BE SMART AND LIE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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heliophile-oxon:

matrixdragon:

eatingcroutons:

bumblebeebats:

A screenshot of a tweet by the official Royal Mint of the UK (@RoyalMintUK on Twitter) reading "You've heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for..." above a picture of the new British penny with an image of King Charles' head.ALT
A reply to the above tweet reading "Git on a bit?"ALT
Another reply to the above tweet reading "Not my king on a shilling?"ALT
Another reply reading "Brother of a child sex offender on legal tender?"ALT
Another reply reading: "Fash on the cash?"ALT
Another reply reading "Unelected head of state on coinage that is out of date"ALT

I’d like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

A quote retweet of the Royal Mint's original tweet from Derec Thompson reading "The Irish word for pound is pùnt and that is why you should have some diversity in your marketing teams."ALT

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be “sovereign on a sovereign” 🤦

We know what it was meant to be, and what it really is.

Derec Thompson is king (definitely more so than the tosser depicted).

The royals being parasites upon the lifeblood of the nation, they steal from us. So maybe he’s the cutpurse on the obverse

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kurtbrussels:

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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amygdalae:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

I think… I can play video games. on the computer. Or can i….

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incidentally a near-perfect reenactment of an exchange I’d have with my mother almost daily circa 2008

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animentality:

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soradsauce:

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Anonymous asked:

*multiplies you by 1*

headspace-hotel:

breya-etherium-shaper:

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

I’m thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

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Your fave is problematic: the parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago

sirjohnsmythe:

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