Silver Tongue

Aug 09

mydreamsarejanked:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

fuck-you-goro-akechi:

turtle-has-knife:

amemait:

lynati:

dragonthief2991:

dolcifool:

anime:

the-fault-in-our-balls:

anime:

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

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I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

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And I am losing my goddam mind.

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse?

wait.
shit.
oh god.
I can’t unsee it…

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Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

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The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

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lindleland:

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glumshoe:

curiousobsession101:

glumshoe:

draconym:

glumshoe:

hot take but I think it’s probably OK to eat your boyfriend if he’s in the final stage of his lifecycle and has fulfilled his reproductive obligation by fertilizing your eggs and is going to die soon anyway, if eating him provides you with necessary nourishment that you then use in producing the maximum number of healthy viable offspring

No!!! Just because your boyfriend is in the final stage of his lifecycle doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other life plans!!! If he hasn’t offered himself as a nuptial gift it’s entirely possible that he might mate again someday, so who are you to decide his reproductive goals are fulfilled!!! You need to obtain your boyfriend’s consent before you cannibalize him!!!!!

ladies if he doesn’t throw himself into your fangs after sex he just doesn’t care about you

OP is an Australian redback spider specifically.

stop doxxing me

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titimylove:
“ memeuplift:
“Follow @memeuplift​ for more wholesome memes
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ready for his torah studies & bark mitzvah
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titimylove:

memeuplift:

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

ready for his torah studies & bark mitzvah

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osoaioi:

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banking off of childhood nostalgia

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Aug 08

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julia1x5:
“ omghotmemes:
“Sheep in Human Clothing
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julia1x5:

omghotmemes:

Sheep in Human Clothing

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Originally posted by itsthemuthafuckinbatman-blog

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oldearthcartography:
“ brawltogethernow:
“ toomanyaeronauts:
“I’m sure its been done before, but it’s my first time watching it FMA:B through, so I had to do it.
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He has insider information that God is a punk-ass bitch.
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Absolutely a recurring...

oldearthcartography:

brawltogethernow:

toomanyaeronauts:

I’m sure its been done before, but it’s my first time watching it FMA:B through, so I had to do it.

He has insider information that God is a punk-ass bitch.

Absolutely a recurring theme in Pratchett’s books XD

“I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods. And then you’re in trouble.”
“But all them things exist,” said Nanny Ogg.
“That’s no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages ‘em.”

Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett

Thinking about it thats probably WHY ed was able to beat truth. Truth is objectively some kind of deity. The people of xerxes thought him a higher being. The homonculus thought him a source of power. Ed treated him as nothing more than some asshole thats bored.

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