Silver Tongue

May 03

zahnegott:

tallowjones:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

you ever just commune with a storm?

(via newbarrk)

chefpyro:

Yall gotta stop starting a post by talking about names like “Tim”, “Jack” and “Bruce” with no further identifiers cause there’s a thousand different people both real and fictional that your post could be about and if I can’t gather who you’re talking about in the first sentence then I’m out

what if a post starts out as “Todd”

medakakurokami:
“ safety–not–guaranteed:
“Good lord, what is happening in there?
” ”

medakakurokami:

safety–not–guaranteed:

Good lord, what is happening in there?

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(via chefpyro)

reclaiming-god:

sbwonderr:

reclaiming-god:

Hello, people of the world! If you haven’t heard, on May 8th, Uber drivers in several cities are planning a 24-hour strike to protest pay so please do not use Uber’s services that day! Don’t cross a picket line!

Lyft drivers are participating as well!!

They are indeed! Thank you for the update!

(via stemmmm)

May 02

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

whwnever i see fanart of that one dude from fma i always think its leorio from hxh in edgy clothing. like underfell leorio

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brothers

fool, leorio is who greed was when he was alive

(Source: girlfriendluvr-remade, via stemmmm)

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nofacednerd:
“ booperdoopcr:
“ mexicanesecat:
“ purple-anxiety-blog:
“ viostormcaller:
“ septic-fandom-protection-squad:
“ So i looked up Mark and then this happened…
um
hELLO?
”
EXCUSE????????????? ”
THAT IS IT!!!!!!!
@raimeyl @ask-the-egos...

nofacednerd:

booperdoopcr:

mexicanesecat:

purple-anxiety-blog:

viostormcaller:

septic-fandom-protection-squad:

So i looked up Mark and then this happened…

um

hELLO?

EXCUSE?????????????

THAT IS IT!!!!!!!

@raimeyl @ask-the-egos @monochromemedic @emilightniing @blackaquokat @scythlyven-art

GUYS?!?!

OH MY GOSH
THIS IS AWESOME!!





WE’RE GONNA D I E

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

hepalien:

gncfag:

gncfag:

gncfag:

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

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Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

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(Source: gncfag-moved, via nofacednerd)

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