Nothing fuels me more than knowing pornhub wants to buy tumblr from verizon, and god I hope they do. I don’t even care about getting the nsfw back, I just damn well believe they could probably turn this into an actual functioning site.
Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people
Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God
favorite aspect of toy story is the fact that all of andy’s other toys know that buzz is a toy but choose to indulge his delusions specifically because it bothers woody
There’s a whole scene where they’re asking him about what it’s like being a space ranger and complimenting him on his laser and ability to fly and Woody’s like “HE CAN’T FLY! HE’S NOT A SPACE RANGER! HE’S A TOY” and they’re just like “haha look woody’s just jealous because HE can’t beat evil emperor zurg.” THEY KNOW BUZZ IS A TOY, WOODY’S JUST REALLY EASY TO GET A RISE OUT OF
You gotta understand contextually what he’s saying. Ninjas aren’t and will never have been Naruto. They have always been Assassin’s Creed. Ninjitsu is literally the art of excelling at murder and getting away with it. This is an honorable move. He’s not saying no one should be a cool ninja doing flips because that’s not what ninjas do. He’s saying the world doesn’t need more master murderers and continuing to cultivate the art will only spread more death instead of peace.
Ok but for real, “There’s one ninja left on earth” is the most badass thing I have read this year
due to the conservation of ninjutu, that one last ninja is the most powerful person on the planet
