Silver Tongue

Apr 30

beyoncescock:
“I LOVE OVERSIZED HOODIES!!!
”

beyoncescock:

I LOVE OVERSIZED HOODIES!!!

(via rosexknight)

the-mage-ofblood:
“ ac-47-spoopy:
“ mindblowingfactz:
“In 1942 a British forest guard in India made an alarming discovery. Some 16,000 feet above sea level, at the bottom of a small valley, was a frozen lake absolutely full of skeletons. -Source
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the-mage-ofblood:

ac-47-spoopy:

mindblowingfactz:

In 1942 a British forest guard in India made an alarming discovery. Some 16,000 feet above sea level, at the bottom of a small valley, was a frozen lake absolutely full of skeletons. -Source

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A photo of the incident

The skeletons are not even the weird part.

“As it turns out, all the bodies date to around 850 AD. DNA evidence indicates that there were two distinct groups of people, one a family or tribe of closely related individuals, and a second smaller, shorter group of locals, likely hired as porters and guides. Rings, spears, leather shoes, and bamboo staves were found, leading experts to believe that the group was comprised of pilgrims heading through the valley with the help of the locals.All the bodies had died in a similar way, from blows to the head. However, the short deep cracks in the skulls appeared to be the result not of weapons, but rather of something rounded. The bodies also only had wounds on their heads, and shoulders as if the blows had all come from directly above. What had killed them all, porter and pilgrim alike?Among Himalayan women there is an ancient and traditional folk song. The lyrics describe a goddess so enraged at outsiders who defiled her mountain sanctuary that she rained death upon them by flinging hailstones “hard as iron.” After much research and consideration, the 2004 expedition came to the same conclusion. All 200 people died from a sudden and severe hailstorm.Trapped in the valley with nowhere to hide or seek shelter, the “hard as iron” cricket ball-sized [about 23 centimeter/9 inches circumference] hailstones came by the thousands, resulting in the travelers’ bizarre sudden death. The remains lay in the lake for 1,200 years until their discovery.”

(via newbarrk)

1989nihil:
“ awful-brew:
“ xxfangirlanonymousxx:
“ saxifraga-x-urbium:
“ baneismydragon:
“ celticpyro:
“Now I want to get married just so I can do this.
”
If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone...

1989nihil:

awful-brew:

xxfangirlanonymousxx:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

baneismydragon:

celticpyro:

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

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Damn it sure is

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

movie plot right there

(Source: catchymemes, via newbarrk)

weatheredlaw:

red-vs-red:

queenofthemonsters:

writing-prompt-s:

Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.

“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”

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(via newbarrk)

theadventurezoneoftruth:

narcissistictaako:

theadventurezoneoftruth:

i propose that, in the style of classic fanfiction.net,  barry’s eyes are always referred to as “denim”. His denim blue eyes, his denim orbs, etc

his cerulean jorbs

there have been a lot of additions to this post, all of which are amazing and i love, but this one haunts me. good job.

(via robustquestioner)

(Source: stream, via stemmmm)

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grimauxiliatrixofficial:
“ kitrobin:
“Wisdom comes with age
” ”

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

kitrobin:

Wisdom comes with age

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(Source: weatherreporter, via nofacednerd)

chefpyro:

Trope I enjoy: a character who’s supposed to be really strong, so when the writers introduce a new character and they want to show off how strong they are, they have them beating the first character up, but this happens so often that instead the first character just gets a reputation for getting beaten up easily

Examples:

sonypraystation:

digi-fossil:

softecat:

*gets shot* oh thank god my fur suit blocked the bullet

<b>Black Panther </b> (2018)

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(Source: cavetroll, via jadewares)