Silver Tongue

Apr 30

classpectanon:
“ on this page
pointed out by @richtextadventures!
no idea what to make of this but its there at least
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classpectanon:

on this page

pointed out by @richtextadventures!

no idea what to make of this but its there at least

lovethemamporas:

lovethemamporas:

hey, remember how I had that post that said that MAPs shouldn’t follow me?

yeah so TERFs need to get off my blog too, thanks. take your rhetoric somewhere else this is a pvp enabled zone where I beat your TERF ass and exile you from the fandom.

k thx!!! <3

reminder that this is a no terfs and no MAPs zone. I will NUKE your asses.

(via newbarrk)

ace-slime:

craftingrecipe:

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microsoft said fuck notch!

yes!!! they did a good!!!

(via jadewares)

intolerable-moderator:

dernzoroark:

youre born a filthy homestuck, you live a filthy homestuck life, and then you die

and then you come back as a filthy god tier

bold of you to assume we were born

(via aeritus)

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paprikanoir:

paninimami:

liberalsarecool:

Trump racism poisons all his decisions. Trump can never acknowledge black excellence.

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What’s his name and what’d he do? I wanna look him up

I’m glad you asked! Read more about Rodney Robinson here! This man is a treasure.

(Source: liberalsarecool, via newbarrk)

threefeline:

snowanoki:

animal-factbook:

preservable:

i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”

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BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

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how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????

here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it

IT GOT MINE RIGHT TOO… What kind of sorcery is this?!?

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This quiz tellin me I got green eyes but I have brown. :/

Anyone taking this test with tryptophobia beware! They show a close up photo of lotus seeds in it and i know it can be heavily triggering to anyone with it. 

didnt work. Gave me blue when my eyes are green

(Source: magiquiz.com, via deep-sea-prince)

celciusdiscourse:

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever 

the fact that the users on here decided to deflect this post by trying to go through my blog to find any “problematic post” i may have ever posted EVER so they have reason to cancel me and completely ignore my point is the most on-brand tumblr thing ever  

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and OP hasn’t been accused of anything btw. people are just reaching for reasons to cancel this post. I wonder why???? Could it be….. does it hit too close to the uncomfortable truth?

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(via chefpyro)

theworldisgar13age:

raw-sauce:

caitas-cooing:

theworldisgar13age:

you want an example of the mandela effect? nepeta never called karkat “karkitty” in canon but we all remember her doing that because of karkalicious

I hate this

I’m very sure she did at LEAST once bc I remember her calling him that and I’ve never listened to Karkalicious ever.

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guess again

I personally blame karkalicious for codifying that petname

(Source: akdr-remade, via newbarrk)

deadly-operating-system:

silver-tongues-blog:

leggyboyjohnson:

lesjade:

homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave

  • a disgruntled government employee murders his boss after the dress code changed
  • nepeta decapitates two monsters at once
  • someone finds erotic fanfiction about the white queen written in first person
  • john reenacts con air with several newborns
  • a former revolutionary eats an entire goddamn chunk of uranium
  • equius asks for belly rubs

Tell me which one of those didn’t actually happen in canon.

I wanna say its the nepeta one.
1) Bec Noirs main motivation
2) I dont remember that
3) John found the eritic fanfiction in the prospit library
4) its how jade and rose got their bunnies
5) its why jack killed WV
6) Equius asked for belly rubs when roleplaying as nep on the meteor

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@silver-tongues-blog ok so im not sure if this is the right page but she does decapitate two heads at once at least

objection: that is one single monster with two heads (due to the biclopse prototype) not two separate monsters

(Source: lesjade-moved)