Silver Tongue

Apr 30

dracophile:
themightyherobofades:
the-stray-liger:
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity
Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

(via thescyfychannel)

Anonymous asked: How do you think races with hooves wear socks/shoes/boots/etc?

filibusterfrog:

open toed always, its more of a fashion statement

if its a minotaur wearing leather then its a power move

Apr 29

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:
I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)
This is exactly what I’m talking about.

its 1 fucking hole extended. Would you call a slide infinite holes? would you call a donut infinite holes? it’s a single fucking hole

(via chefpyro)

[video]

egophiliac:

‘90s me: [ is aware of Moomins, does nothing about it ]
2019 me: you fool

[video]

attack-on-onepiece:

op-peccatori:
chanyeolspout:
chanstrology:
bunjywunjy:
someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold
it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far
so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW
I think I found a new favorite website XD
kinda sad what I’m not an Aries

(via newbarrk)

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wet-raccoon:

portentsofwoe:
gaymaul:
hotbully:
1612th:
strictlygamee:
Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts
I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day
The gang infiltrates the nba.
dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept
tall charlie can wreck my ass any day

(via chefpyro)