Silver Tongue

Apr 29

izzy-almighty:
izzy-almighty:
the man, the myth, the legend who made the iconic “is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book” vine is going to be nominated for best director and best screenplay this year
future oscar winner bo burnham everybody
Seeing bo burnham described simply as “that guy that made that one vine” is so incredibly baffling to me

That description sends me into a primal rage that leaves me on the verge of going feral

(via newbarrk)

Anonymous asked: Hey how many swords do u have

bisexualdemondean:

antisocial-butterflies:
bisexualdemondean:
Sword of a lot
Blocked
Parried

passionpeachy:

rosequart:
“snufkin is the new onceler” literally nothing will be the new onceler. onceler fandom was on a level no one today can comprehend. “ohhh [new thing] is onceler all over again” shut up and learn the ancient history before spouting these foolish words
this drives me mad because snufkin isn’t even a new character. he’s from the 1950′s and has been popular for ages outside of america, especially in finland where moomins are their cultural icon. imagine if a foreign country somehow didn’t know about mickey mouse and started saying shit like “donald duck is the new onceler”

The closest thing to a new onceler is when people started shipping jacksepticeyes alter egos with each other

(via newbarrk)

daily-betas:

i try hard to get back inside your arms alive

silver-tongues-blog asked: who would win in a fight? Seans egos or thomas sanders egos? its essentially team deathmatch between the two groups

nofacednerd:

I know very little of the sander sides outside of like the few videos I saw of it but either way I’m going to go with sean’s egos
not out of like bias or anything but I mean heres our deathmatch:
A literal glitchy demon that probably has zero morals, a superhero, a fucking wizard, a doctor who might or might not be a liiiiiittle bit possessed at any given moment, a guy who (we all assume) can time travel, and Chase
vs
The literal embodiment of the dad everyone wishes they had who would never hurt a fly, a dude whos extra af and MIGHT hurt someone, the literal embodiment of anxiety, a snake man, and Logan
not only are they outmatched (by one but still) but also I mean like most of the sander sides I dont think are fighters lol (or maybe they are I havent really looked outside of the videos ive seen so idk if theres any canon stuff that gets confirmed outside of his videos)

boychic:

why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus

(via chocolatula)

Anonymous asked: What do you do when your alter ego has taken a life of its own and decided to cause atrocities???

thatsbelievable:

Wait, this is the alter ego, isn’t it? Like an “asking for a friend” thing?

catlips001:

fuzzymarf:
catlips001:
fuzzymarf:
catlips001:
fuzzymarf:
catlips001:
Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.
You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.
Sparkling water is just Angry Water
Roll for intelligence.
People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.

(via rosexknight)

sharknado-senpai:

my art style is called “i am strongly influenced by detailed and beautifully coloured art but also very cute cartoony art and i dont know which direction i want to go in”

(Source: sharkberries, via nofacednerd)

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:
vulgarswami:
johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned

(Source: orionsbelts, via nofacednerd)