Silver Tongue

Aug 02

theturdis:

foofoocuddlypuups:

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dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

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actuallybestrpgideas:

Nothing could ever top the 5e PHB saying “Tieflings can only be normal human skintones and also red” right next to a picture of a purple tiefling

For those who doubt

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anyone have that one post where like “an evil overlord is resurrected but his policies are considered mild by modern standards”

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Wander over yonder ended too early

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Did animation twitter not like wander over yonder? But it looked so good

wander was an amazing show with great songs and fun characters

lazorsandparadox:

ichigotchipng:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

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I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

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chaotic-carnifex:

taste-of-ink:

vampireapologist:

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

“You’re biting your lip, you’re being flirtatious”

I am literally chewing my lip bloody. What the fuck.

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