the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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botw is one of my favorite games because it absolutely nails the soft-post-apocalypse vibe. it isn’t a loud, violent, and gritty period after the end of the world. it’s quiet, lonely, and filled to the brim with a silent, calm tragedy. i eat that shit up
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There’s something worse than being a theatre kid who can’t sing, and it’s making a DnD character when you can’t draw
My hell
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dorter
This cat changed my life
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I’ve seen people argue that BDSM & kink is bad because of aftercare. “You don’t NEED aftercare or safewords for vanilla sex, because it’s not harmful!”
Uh, hate to tell you but aftercare and safewords do exist for vanilla sex. It’s getting your partner a glass of water after. It’s cuddling and compliments. It’s asking if they’re feeling good during. It’s words like stop, no, easy. It’s asking if there’s anything to make it better next time.
If you really don’t practice communicating and aftercare with your partner regardless of how vanilla it is or not, you’re just not a good partner.
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gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh
Fair point
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“Ooooh ants can dodge the hot spots in a microwave” yeah so can my leftover lasagna, they ain’t special.
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lordtheodorexiii asked:
What’s ur favorite lizard
Love those big chunky boys. Dunno their names.
Komodo dragons!!!
Iguanas and chameleons are cool too.
PUNK IS WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO HAVING TOTAL CONTROL. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Why did he do that?
Because Obama created the pandemic response team. Anything obama started, he destroys.
He’s also cut the budget for the CDC every damn year for the past 3 years
Do not let this be forgot that he not only fired the pandemic team in 2018, but he also most recently refused WHO’s COVID-19 testing for Americans in fear that too many positive testing would diminish his chances at a reelection. (X)(X)
And he (or people acting under his direction) are almost definitely manipulating the official statistics, since the data is no longer being sent to the CDC, but instead to the “Department of Health and Human Services”.
We can’t even trust the numbers to tell us how bad it really is anymore.
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