I think it’s cute that thing humans do when they see a boat pass and the people on the boat wave at them and they wave back. For absolutely no reason. They don’t know each other they’re not trying to communicate anything other than “LOOK! I am on a boat!!! Hello!!!!” “I see you!!!! On the boat!!!! Hello!!!!!!!!!!” in a genuine moment of wholesome human connection and excitement.
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
Look, reanimation is a Process, okay
“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.
Gandalf: “Oh, that? That’s my friend Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles.” Gandalf: “And this is my friend Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses.” Gandalf: “And here’s my buddy GIlbert, Lord of Nematodes.”
Gandalf: “Now that is Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. He is not my friend.”
Gandalf:This is my friend Pippin.
Beregond: Is he the Lord of the Hobbits?
Gandalf: No.
Gandalf: “But he is Thain of the Shire, so actually… in a way, he sort of is Lord of the Hobbits…”
[Gandalf, welcoming you into his house] “Do you want to see my lord collection?”
