yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Everybody watched the Dai Li drag Jet off and was like, you two okay? You need a hug? Here let me help clean up all this furniture and tip heavily.
Then a few months later the old man is breathing fire in the streets and a week after that they see a picture of the new Firelord.
Their brains be all like
Patrons of the Jasmine Dragon when Mushi and Lee are mysteriously missing after the invasion of Ba Sing Se:
The same patrons a few months later after Mushi firebends the shit out of an entire platoon of fire nation soldiers and Lee is declared Firelord:
Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
My partner: dear it’s time to get up
Me: but distractions
Partner: I have removed them
Me: sleeps
Person: we have removed all possible distractions
Me: but have you considered this?
Me: *zones out and daydreams*
Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]
Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.
