Silver Tongue

Jul 27

sbnkalny:

Are you titting boobily down the stairs dog

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mymagicgrandpa:
“ Another chapter 3 page is here!
Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)
Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help...

mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 3 page is here!

Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)

Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help Suzie learn to cope a little more with her Grandfather’s more wild ways?

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normal-horoscopes:

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

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tredlocity:

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Anonymous asked:

Hi doctor it's me your old friend Jack Harkness, just stopped by to say your daughter amethyst is very pretty, don't worry I'll wait till she is eighteen.

lovestruck-derpy:

gross

don’t do Jack dirty like this please

This is wrong on so many levels

evtrained:

prokopetz:

Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!

“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”

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divorcer:

*sits at the canon url table at tumblr university* umm u cant sit here..you have 3 dashes in your @ LOL go sit with the picrew icons freak 🤭

if youre a canon url, why do you have dashes in your name

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