Are you titting boobily down the stairs dog
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Another chapter 3 page is here!
Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)
Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help Suzie learn to cope a little more with her Grandfather’s more wild ways?
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ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM
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Anonymous asked:
Hi doctor it's me your old friend Jack Harkness, just stopped by to say your daughter amethyst is very pretty, don't worry I'll wait till she is eighteen.
gross
don’t do Jack dirty like this please
This is wrong on so many levels
Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”
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*sits at the canon url table at tumblr university* umm u cant sit here..you have 3 dashes in your @ LOL go sit with the picrew icons freak 🤭
if youre a canon url, why do you have dashes in your name
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