Silver Tongue

Jul 26

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lavenderfables:

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

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ungerbur:
“ heritageposts:
“ hellosachie:
“ 4chan: TUMBLR-TAN ILY ♥
Tumblr: No, fuck you Anon :c
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date of origin: 17th of march, 2011.
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ungerbur:

heritageposts:

hellosachie:

4chan: TUMBLR-TAN ILY ♥

Tumblr: No, fuck you Anon :c

date of origin: 17th of march, 2011.

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cyborgteen:

every girl on r/relationships: me [2 years old] and my boyfriend [the cryptkeeper] are

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awkward-blunt-miserableatbest:

cursedcrows:

awkward-blunt-miserableatbest:

cursedcrows:

bygodstillam:

naamahdarling:

gayarsonist:

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

Yeah, what the fuck was that about? They literally acted like they were satanic symbols or something.

so like, ink is MILDLY toxic and you CAN get ink poisoning, but like, a fountain pen can’t even hold enough ink to poison you if you were to SUCK THE INK OUT OF IT AND SWALLOW IT, the worst you’d get is a stained mouth and MAYBE a mildly upset stomach. Like, WHO has even chimed in on it and said as much.

You’d have to SUBMERGE YOUR HANDS IN INK FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME to remotely get ink poisoning off drawing on your skin, and it would have to stay liquid, not just “drawn all over your hands and then the ink dried”.

No idea where our parents and teachers got the idea that we could poison ourselves by drawing on our skin but, basically, you can’t.

unless you’re that homestuck cosplayer who bathed in sharpies, you’ll be fine.

@cursedcrows wh- who would do that.. and why? I need answers. Please. 😂

bold of you to assume i’d ever try to understand a h*mest*ck

I feel like there is powerful and cursed information here and I’m not at a high enough level to obtain it

i mean…. it seems pretty self explanatory what happened.

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captainlordauditor:

pansexualjamestkirk:

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

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my brain is a sega genisis.

for the most part its stats suck but every now and then it glitches the software into providing a boost called blast processing and those are the few hours in which im productive

ct-7567:

the-omega-jojo:

the-omega-jojo:

Today’s D&D math is:

it would take 92,134,832 20th-level wizards to completely drain the Atlantic Ocean, and it would take 21 rounds of combat

i was wrong im gonna do some more math

why get that many wizards when u can just hire me and my big straw

Just put a bag of holding at the bottom of the ocean and open it

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Wheres that looping gif of gandalf trying to escape but the doors keep closing?

thanager:

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You know the caption is a lot better than what my first thought was

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